An Aussie slang word for chicken that's commonly used as a 'nice insult,' especially when somebody has done or said something really obviously retarded that's only worth laughing about. Similar to that of a 'dag.'
Morgan: I got hit by a bus yesterday
Ted: oh yeah, what happened?
Morgan: I was standing in the middle of a road
Ted: ha, ya bloody chook
by Leeeeeeena October 7, 2006
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verb(chooking, chooked)
1- to wound or puncture using a sharp object.

2 - to stab.

Pidgin English word with Nigerian origin.
I will chook you. He chooked me.
by ShadowMonkk November 14, 2009
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a beanie type hat that is warn when its cold out
go grab my chook, its cold out
by Special K February 23, 2004
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a portmanteau of chain and hook, used to describe something that is especially sick
"yo cal, that party was off the chook!"
by tabernac1951 August 24, 2009
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One who has the characteristics of both a Chode and a Mook. These people are often called "Tools" but such a title is hardly harsh enough to describe the caliber of person you are often dealing with. An especially Lame, or undesirable person who is so self-centered and arrogant, they can't seem to tell their Ass Hole from the Grand Canyon.
That guy is such a Tool he's surpassed all others. He's officially become a chook.
by Littlegregfield February 27, 2008
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1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.
Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!
by Sophamassica May 17, 2008
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