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pinecest 

A fan of the pairing of Mabel and Dipper from the show Gravity Falls. Note: They're twin siblings.
"Oh wow. Have you heard of the new ship Pinecest?"
"No. But have you seen BillDip yet?"
"Isn't that a triangle and a young boy?"
"Pinecest is basically incest."
pinecest by kirakuma February 17, 2015

princest 

(n) A female heir who has had sex with one (or both) of her parents. The parents can be kings/queens, presidents, cult leaders, dictators, lords, gods, the pope, buddha, anything/anyone who is of a highest position/rank of their kind.
Princess of Sudetenland: When I grow up I'm going to marry daddy and make more of me because I'm THAT great!
Pedestrian: ...PRINCEST! BURN HER!
princest by schmidtbag24 August 5, 2008

Your ancestor a pancestor 

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined
“Your mom gay”
“No u”

“Your dad lesbian”
“Your granny a tranny”
“Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence

Princest 

Ye olden practice of two lesbian princesses of the same family engaging in hot sex. Thou that looks upon it is blessed by the holy power of gods so strongly that they shall die.
A knight and squire venture through the lands 'till they spot a castle. The knight pulls out a telescope and looks through the stained glass windows.
Squire: "What does thou gaze upon?"
Knight: "The greatest thing to have ever plague the earth. Princest."
The knight starts jerking off until he passes out.
Princest by Sir Knight August 14, 2015

Poncestitute 

One of the notorious "ladies" (or gentleman) of the night who work on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta, GA. (Especially those on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce). They come in different varieties the further away from Peachtree St you go. For instance, Piedmont and Ponce at 4:00am has its share of African American trannies with expensive wigs. Down at Boulevard, the fare is more like the former humans from "I am Legend."

Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.
The MARTA bus almost ran over a Poncestitute yesterday, and although she didn't seem to notice, her pimp was cussing up a storm and threatening a lawsuit.

Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?

Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.

As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.
Poncestitute by Suzanne B February 2, 2009

Princest 

When a Prince/Princes has sex (Fucks) their sibling who is also a Prince and or Princess
i watched a frozen porno... it was full of princest!
Princest by -Unfair- April 17, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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