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Pimpocracy 

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.
You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.
Pimpocracy by Paul August 24, 2004

Pimpstatical 

When a Pimp walks around in his socs on carpet, the goes to open his door.
Makeing his hand statical.
Oh shit, that pimp just went statical.
Hence the word Pimpstatical.
Pimpstatical by Rebelssk8element October 21, 2004
Dude 1: I went on a date last night and took her to a fancy restaurant.

Dude 2: Don't be taking some hoe to an expensive dinner! Do I have to pimpicate you on everything?
pimpicate by toast455 August 5, 2005

PPScratch 

When a girl does not know how to handle a guys penis and instead of jacking him off merely scratches as an attempt to fondle him. (get an education!!)
PPScratch-

Guy takes pants off while getting it on with an inexperienced girl.

Girl: what do I do now?
Guy: experiment a little...
Girl: how's that?

results in scratching of the PP (wink wink)
PPScratch by karen696969 August 31, 2010

pimpskate 

(n.) the opposite of a cheapskate. One who regularly opts to pimp shit out. A generous person. Even when money is tight, he or she will insist on paying more for something or upgrading a purchase in order to get the best and/or most expensive option possible.
A: "Wilson is such a pimpskate."
B: "Yeah, he always has to order extra cheese and chili on his tater tots."
pimpskate by Doomspleen June 11, 2013

Pimpocracy 

Pimpocracy means, literally, "rule by the pimps". In its primary usage, it refers to a system of government based on the belief that all pimps are created equal, and in which political power is held either by the pimps, or by their elected pimp representatives. Alternatively, "pimpocracy" may refer to a nation state or other organisation that has adopted a pimp system of government, or to the underlying belief system of pimpology.

The origin of the word comes from the the sixteenth century French verb pimper, which meant "to dress elegantly." and the ancient Greek word kratos, meaning "rule".

A Pimpocracy is a decentralised power sharing form of government which stands in contrast to the more centralized and autocratic Pimptatorship.
Ho, this is not a pimpocracy, this here's a pimptatorship!!
Pimpocracy by JJ Yce June 16, 2007
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