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Preparation H Raymond 

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
Preparation H Raymond by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

pimpatrating 

Those people who are fake or impersanate a pimp wanksters,wanabees, etc.
Man those wack ass wanksters over there be pimpatrating the game.

Whats up with all these niggas pimpatrating.

Preparation 

Preparation is defined as the process of getting something or someone ready for an action or a presentation. It is simply those things done before the occurrence of an event. Besides, it is usually done or made to ensure excellence and success at last. -Emeasoba George
Preparation is synonymous with arrangement.
Preparation by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018

pimpalation 

defined as being the sum of a pimps social capital, life relvelations, learnied wisdom, soft spoken persuation, and the pimp dialect or the metaphorical language pimps spit.
"The stock market has always been 100% when it comes to pussy,The worlds oldest profession,Yah it's still alive,
No matter what the consequences,A trick 'gun still buy it,
No matter how sick they make it,A hard stick gunna still wanna play it.......Yah, daddy fucked it up,Rollin' dice with the boys,Yah niggas pay for pussy,Whether it's at the tity bar,Or outta the car,Yah niggas pay for pussy".....(thats pimpalation)

- snoop dogg's "pay for pussy" track
pimpalation by "Witty" Howard November 2, 2009

Preparation H-bomb 

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..
Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!
Preparation H-bomb by Neo December 25, 2003

triple preparation h 

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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