Pimpocrite

A pimp who is hypocritical in that he is both a feminist and a pimp.

Blake is such a pimpocrite, he's fighting for women's rights and then he's slapping some ho's on the weekend.

by Nildro February 6, 2010

pimpocity

Exuding pimpness or level of pimp status

His pimpocity was evident with the ladies

by Katurah April 30, 2007

Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

by General Boof January 4, 2021

Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.

Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite

by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020

Simpocrite

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite

Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite

by Zackgaming October 20, 2020

Pimpocity

The level of aura, or quality, of a person's pimphood.

Bro, my pimpocity is pretty low tonight.

by pikxal January 4, 2017

SIMPOCRITE

a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
MAY 5 2020, SIMPOCRITE WAS BORN on Rekieta Law Youtube Livestream.

The politician defending his wife for breaking quarantine laws that he imposed is a simpocrite.

by Mayyouliveininterestingtimes May 5, 2020