A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

Simpocrite by General Boof January 4, 2021

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Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.

Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite

Simpocrite by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020

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Simpocrite

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite

Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite

Simpocrite by Zackgaming October 20, 2020

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Pimpocity

The level of aura, or quality, of a person's pimphood.

Bro, my pimpocity is pretty low tonight.

Pimpocity by pikxal January 4, 2017

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SIMPOCRITE

a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
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The politician defending his wife for breaking quarantine laws that he imposed is a simpocrite.

SIMPOCRITE by Mayyouliveininterestingtimes May 5, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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