Phronobia 

A person who likes to get cussed out. A person who create a situation to be cussed out.

You are a phronobia! You are bigger than a asshole, you are a phronobia.

Phronobia by petty joc July 14, 2017

Pronoia 

Pronoia is a mental condition we should all have.

Pronoia is neologism that is defined as the opposite state of mind to paranoia: having a sense that there is a conspiracy that exists to help the person.
It is also used to describe a philosophy that the world is set up to secretly benefit people.

-AH Simkins

My pronoia kicked in when I realized that it only takes a few months to learn a new language, and not several years.

Now I feel more courageous to learn yet another language.

Pronoia by IgorA203 January 21, 2017

Pyronoia 

The sneaking suspicion that you've left an appliance on at home, and that your house is now a towering inferno.

I was halfway to the shops before I experienced a stab of pyronoia; had I turned the iron off? I thought I had, or had I only imagined that?

Pyronoia by Barry Earsman March 3, 2008

pronoia 

The wonderful delusion that everyone is out to make you happy. Cf. paranoia.

Jenni's pronoia convinced her that small pixies were out to sprinkle her with fairy dust and feed her cookies.

pronoia by Spritedust May 15, 2004

Phonovial 

Ahh yes, Phonovial. The passive-aggressive monster that will haunt your nightmares for years. Once a powerful being with unlimited potential, now turns to be a Beta male in his current state. Tends to fend off his enemies with just two simple words; "WATCH IT". Do not get in his way. All Phonovials are the same, so one is easy to identify from a large crowd. Do not be fooled, this man has the potential to take on entire armies and live to tell the tale.

Ryan: "Did you see that Phonovial the other day? As soon as he said "Watch It!" I was out of there!

Aiden: "Yeah man, Phonovials can be very passive-aggressive sometimes.

Phonovial by Butters The Band Fag January 20, 2018

pronoia 

The delusion that people think better of you than they actually do. The opposite of paranoia.

Phil thinks that he is indispensable at work and that his superiors and colleagues adore him. Sadly, this is a case of pronoia since he is totally incompetent.

or

Melanie has a case of pronoia because she thinks everyone looks up to her, when in reality, people think she's quite obnoxious!

pronoia by Lotusflower March 3, 2007

Pronoia 

The unreasoned belief that everyone is out to help you.

When she goes to bed at night, she doesn't lock her front door ... she's got a bad case of Pronoia !!

My dentist did a great job ... he filled my cavities with mercury amalgams, and then gave me a fluoride rinse. I don't know why my Naturopathic doctor is treating me for Pronoia ?!?!?

Pronoia by Tursiops October 18, 2011