phonobia 

Having a phobia towards answering the phone

Your wife phones you, and you realize you forgot to wash the dishes... Phonobia

phonobia by Storm Angel May 2, 2016

Phonovial 

Ahh yes, Phonovial. The passive-aggressive monster that will haunt your nightmares for years. Once a powerful being with unlimited potential, now turns to be a Beta male in his current state. Tends to fend off his enemies with just two simple words; "WATCH IT". Do not get in his way. All Phonovials are the same, so one is easy to identify from a large crowd. Do not be fooled, this man has the potential to take on entire armies and live to tell the tale.

Ryan: "Did you see that Phonovial the other day? As soon as he said "Watch It!" I was out of there!

Aiden: "Yeah man, Phonovials can be very passive-aggressive sometimes.

Phonovial by Butters The Band Fag January 20, 2018

Phronobia 

A person who likes to get cussed out. A person who create a situation to be cussed out.

You are a phronobia! You are bigger than a asshole, you are a phronobia.

Phronobia by petty joc July 14, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022