phonobia

Having a phobia towards answering the phone

Your wife phones you, and you realize you forgot to wash the dishes... Phonobia

by Storm Angel May 2, 2016

Phonovial

Ahh yes, Phonovial. The passive-aggressive monster that will haunt your nightmares for years. Once a powerful being with unlimited potential, now turns to be a Beta male in his current state. Tends to fend off his enemies with just two simple words; "WATCH IT". Do not get in his way. All Phonovials are the same, so one is easy to identify from a large crowd. Do not be fooled, this man has the potential to take on entire armies and live to tell the tale.

Ryan: "Did you see that Phonovial the other day? As soon as he said "Watch It!" I was out of there!

Aiden: "Yeah man, Phonovials can be very passive-aggressive sometimes.

by Butters The Band Fag January 20, 2018

Phronobia

A person who likes to get cussed out. A person who create a situation to be cussed out.

You are a phronobia! You are bigger than a asshole, you are a phronobia.

by petty joc July 14, 2017