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phoc the phocing definetion
phone- fone
phoc- fuck

get it?
phoc by leethaxxor January 29, 2004
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Phoct came from the midlands rave scene in the early 90s and described how one is feeling when under the influence of psychotropic or amphetamine based substances; namely ecstasy, speed, cocaine and LSD.
Raver #1: You look mashed
Raver #2: phoct
Raver #1: Nice one
phoct by Andy Gee December 22, 2004
fake doctor, a nurse or chiropractor who thinks she has the training and scope of practice of a medical physician
The phoctor said her community college anatomy class was equivalent to the Gross Anatomy class medical students took in medical school. The phoctor was sorely mistaken.

chiropractor nurse snake oil sufferring misdagnosis
phoctor by SMURFY123 December 20, 2012
A white fox with horns of a goat.
Did you see that beautiful snow phocks prancing through the fields?
phocks by Stanton V. May 8, 2007

Phocabulary

The manipulation of standard English words and phrases by substituting the word pho. Typically deployed to describe either pho, or people that are, have been, or should be eating pho.
Where’s Waldo? It’s time to get pho-tified.

He’s pho no go.

Man, that’s so pho king lame.

Nice phocabulary, though.
Phocabulary by Pho King 500 March 3, 2009

phocockrapher 

noun. A person skilled in the art of phocockraphy. A person with the ability to effectively utilize the proper light and angle to enhance the size and appearance of the cock and balls.
Did you see the picture he sent to Robyn? He's a truly skilled phocockrapher.
phocockrapher by Derb2011 October 30, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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