Phoct came from the midlands rave scene in the early 90s and described how one is feeling when under the influence of psychotropic or amphetamine based substances; namely ecstasy, speed, cocaine and LSD.
Raver #1: You look mashed Raver #2: phoct
Raver #1: Nice one
fake doctor, a nurse or chiropractor who thinks she has the training and scope of practice of a medical physician
The phoctor said her community college anatomy class was equivalent to the Gross Anatomy class medical students took in medical school. The phoctor was sorely mistaken.
The manipulation of standard English words and phrases by substituting the word pho. Typically deployed to describe either pho, or people that are, have been, or should be eating pho.
noun. A person skilled in the art of phocockraphy. A person with the ability to effectively utilize the proper light and angle to enhance the size and appearance of the cock and balls.
Did you see the picture he sent to Robyn? He's a truly skilled phocockrapher.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!