Phoc

Of the seal family; as Phocidae.

"Big gay phoc" is Joe Swanson's response to Peter Griffin's illustration of a big gay seal. Ep 19 S8 "Quagmire's Dad"

by Adaypastdead November 12, 2019

phoc

phoc the phocing definetion

phone- fone
phoc- fuck

get it?

by leethaxxor January 29, 2004

phoct

Phoct came from the midlands rave scene in the early 90s and described how one is feeling when under the influence of psychotropic or amphetamine based substances; namely ecstasy, speed, cocaine and LSD.

Raver #1: You look mashed
Raver #2: phoct
Raver #1: Nice one

by Andy Gee December 22, 2004

phoctor

fake doctor, a nurse or chiropractor who thinks she has the training and scope of practice of a medical physician

The phoctor said her community college anatomy class was equivalent to the Gross Anatomy class medical students took in medical school. The phoctor was sorely mistaken.

chiropractor nurse snake oil sufferring misdagnosis

by SMURFY123 December 20, 2012

phocks

A white fox with horns of a goat.

Did you see that beautiful snow phocks prancing through the fields?

by Stanton V. May 8, 2007

Phocabulary

The manipulation of standard English words and phrases by substituting the word pho. Typically deployed to describe either pho, or people that are, have been, or should be eating pho.

Where’s Waldo? It’s time to get pho-tified.

He’s pho no go.

Man, that’s so pho king lame.

Nice phocabulary, though.

by Pho King 500 March 3, 2009

phocockrapher

noun. A person skilled in the art of phocockraphy. A person with the ability to effectively utilize the proper light and angle to enhance the size and appearance of the cock and balls.

Did you see the picture he sent to Robyn? He's a truly skilled phocockrapher.

by Derb2011 October 30, 2011