People that have a phobia with others touching or using their phone because of contamination. Afraid of contracting germs from other touching their cell phone. Like a germaphobe through cell phone sharing.

Emmalee will not let anybody use her cell phone. She is such a phoneaphobe.

Emmalee has phoneaphobia, she won't let anybody use her phone, for fear she'll get germs.

Phoneaphobia by Baileetwinklesemmajazzy December 11, 2009

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Phoeating

The one above all in the lands within Grand Piece Online. Known for being the creator of the game, however also mostly known for being Jackson Pirates, the greatest crew in GPOs, best friend. Jackson Pirates, and Phoeyu are the greatest allies

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Person 1: Did you see Phoeating over there? I'm pretty sure I just saw him turn into a titan flying an airplane from Fishman cave to Beginniner island...

Person 2: Oh don't worry, That's just Jackson Pirate's best friend.

Phoeating by Uzoth August 2, 2021

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Phocabulary

The manipulation of standard English words and phrases by substituting the word pho. Typically deployed to describe either pho, or people that are, have been, or should be eating pho.

Where’s Waldo? It’s time to get pho-tified.

He’s pho no go.

Man, that’s so pho king lame.

Nice phocabulary, though.

Phocabulary by Pho King 500 March 3, 2009

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Phoneagenic

Someone who paints a very appealing, beautiful, and precise image of themselves while speaking on audible devices.

Me:gffhdhudsa!(Gurgle) yer bah!(yea bye)

Phoneagenic Individual: (Sultry voice) Hello there and how are we today? Ciao for now!

Phoneagenic by Shannon Thornton July 10, 2007

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phoneability

Ability and willingness to be telephoned by a friend, for instance, if they are experiencing a crisis.

Ursula assured Gerald of her phoneability should he need to talk to someone about losing his job.

phoneability by Athenais May 28, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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