phoct

Phoct came from the midlands rave scene in the early 90s and described how one is feeling when under the influence of psychotropic or amphetamine based substances; namely ecstasy, speed, cocaine and LSD.

Raver #1: You look mashed
Raver #2: phoct
Raver #1: Nice one

phoct by Andy Gee December 22, 2004

photo-floor 

Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.

I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!

photo-floor by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) January 13, 2011

Photo Bombshell 

A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.

Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."

Photo Bombshell by Sundaydriver101 August 18, 2011

photo dump 

when someone has way too much photos on their phone and they upload them to instagram, regardless if they combine or make sense.

I finally was able to post on instagram! it was easier for me as i made a photo dump

photo dump by understandbitch November 15, 2020

Suicide Photo Bomber 

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

Suicide Photo Bomber by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010

Big Mac phatty phacts 

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts

“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”

Big Mac phatty phacts by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020