Phil-ophile

A bearded child molester that also happens to work with kids.

Person 1: I just dropped my kids off at a new day care program!
Person 2: Why would you do that!? A raging Phil-ophile works there!

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

philophilia

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.

She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.

by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018

phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.

that man is a phildophile!

by MG2351 June 3, 2009

Philophile

A lover of loves. One who has fondness for the concept of loving objects, if not the love of the objects themselves directly.

She is a philophile. She didn't love me. She loved love.

by melanchaholic January 20, 2009

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

philaphile

Someone who is not from Philadelphia but greatly admires its culture, history, sports teams and spirit of its people.

I cheer for the Eagles during football season, but I'm not from Philadelphia. My friend says that I'm a philaphile!

by PLEinCA December 30, 2013

Philophilophilia

Just being a hoe ass slut.

"Yo, my guy friend has philophilophilia"
"Wait, so does he like dick too?"

by Shadowm February 22, 2023