phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.

that man is a phildophile!

by MG2351 June 3, 2009

phallophile

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

by ashsky July 12, 2007

philophilia

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.

She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.

by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018

Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

by Me_Again September 27, 2011

Philophile

A lover of loves. One who has fondness for the concept of loving objects, if not the love of the objects themselves directly.

She is a philophile. She didn't love me. She loved love.

by melanchaholic January 20, 2009

Pelldophile

Someone who suppoets and believes that former Cardinal George Pell is innocent of child sexual abuse.

Australian right-wing journalists Andrew Bolt and Rowan Dean are Pelldophiles.

by XanderP81 August 20, 2019

Piedophile

Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.

I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.

by teknoshit June 12, 2018