Phelophile

Phelophile(n.) - The fear of losing something you know you can never get again.

A Phelophile is a person who lives with the quiet fear of losing something irreplaceable. It is not just about losing an object, but losing love, family, or a moment that you know you can never get again. A Phelophile loves deeply because they know how painful it is to lose, and they hold on tighter because they understand that some things, once gone, are gone forever.

"I'm a phelophile when it comes to love, once I lose you, I know I'll never find the same love again."

Phelophile by [e-mail] September 29, 2026

pedophilesexual 

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

barney the pedophile by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Pedophile Glasses 

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

Pedophile Glasses by sera31204 July 9, 2010

phallophile 

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

phallophile by ashsky July 12, 2007