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philophilia 

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.
She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.
philophilia by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018

phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.
that man is a phildophile!
phildophile by MG2351 June 3, 2009

Pitaphile 

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"
Pitaphile by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Philophile 

A lover of loves. One who has fondness for the concept of loving objects, if not the love of the objects themselves directly.
She is a philophile. She didn't love me. She loved love.
Philophile by melanchaholic January 20, 2009

philathlete 

PHILATHLETE (noun): fi-ləth-lēt
A person who participates in sports events, such as running, walking and bicycling, to raise money for philanthropic causes.

Charitymile.com, a community for individuals participating in and organizing athletic fundraisers, created this term in April 2010 because none of the current language succinctly captured these types of activities.
In 2009, philathletes raised billions in gross revenue for charity organizations and causes, such as American Cancer Society and Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
philathlete by Charity Mile April 5, 2010

Philophiliac 

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.
Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!