Petism 

a philosophy based on humans as pets of God

Petism compares the hierarchy of humans and our pets to God and humans.

Petism by Liwi September 1, 2013

PetSmart 

PetSmart:

A place where people let their dogs piss and shit on the floor, don't clean it up themselves in spite of the "clean up stations" located conveniently around the store or don't even bother to mention it to an employee.

Where old smelly cat ladies who take in dozens of strays come in and drop 200 dollars that they don't have on 250 cans of cat food that they want taken out of the cardboard trays, double bagged and tied.

Where the dress code is so strict that khaki pants alone aren't acceptable. They can't have rivets and must be single seamed - NOT double. And technically white socks aren't allowed either, for they must match either your shoes or pants.

Where white trash comes in to buy live animals for their kids but refuse to spend enough to get all the things the animal needs to be properly taken care of and you have to spend an hour convincing them and explaining everything.

Note: In spite of all the latter, I LOVE my job.

"C'mon Tonya, let's go to PetSmart and buy our 10 kids some hamsters or sumthin' with our welfare checks. But I only wanna spend like twenty bucks cuz we still gotta buy some weed and diapers."

"Damn nigga, let's go to PetSmart and buy some really fucking mean fish like piranahs or sumthin'. I want them to eat other fish, yo. Those big ass fish can go in like a ten gallon tank right?"

PetSmart by Alice B. December 20, 2005

Petist 

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

Petist by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010

PetSmart 

A store where employees are trained to actually know what they are talking about, yet be ignored by everyone.

Hey this PetSmart employee sure knows their stuff...eh I'll just buy this because I saw it on TV.

PetSmart by hroshagul November 7, 2011

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014