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Permafart
When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.
Related Words
permahard • permatard • permatarded • Permafade • permabeard • permahorn • Pergahoard • permabarrass • permafaded • Permafart
Permanary
1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.
2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.
b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.
b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
Permanary by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010
permaturd
permafade
permafade by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009
permatarded
the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.
Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.
permatarded by b.chan March 12, 2008
permashades
A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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