permahard

For men…hanging out with a girl that is so hot and sexy that you permanently have a hard on

My friend said his new girl turns him on so much he’s permahard.

by AZ Chick August 4, 2023

Permafart

When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.

I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.

by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010

Permanary

1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.

2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.

a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.

b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.

by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010

permaturd

severe constipation

I haven’t taken a phat shit in weeks. I bet I have a permaturd.

by Raph February 18, 2018

permafade

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed

afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade

by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009

permatarded

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

by b.chan March 12, 2008

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

by super adam January 15, 2010