Perectnis

1. Erect penis
2. Something to yell at your friend to annoy them and get them in trouble

You: heh perectnis
Friend: omg why would you say tha- *belt sound*
Mysterious figure known as MOM: you little bitch do not have a friend that says that in this household! *whips*
Friend: fuck you your name!!!

Perectnis by WAP(Wet Ass Penor) October 20, 2026

PERFECTISH 

having the negative qualities of almost being perfect

Person 1"the hole i drilled was perfectish"
Person 2"perfectish?"
Person 1"perfectly round just a little off centered"

The idea of a drive-thru liquor store is perfectish.

PERFECTISH by Archangel666 July 30, 2009

Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

Perection by NoPop December 19, 2009

Perfectness 

1.Someone with few flaws; possessing many desirable qualities.

Someone with many if not all of these traits:

beautiful on the inside and out.

attractive.

athletic.

generous.

caring.

kind.

intelligent.

funny.

fun to be around.

hardworking.

friendly.

Usually this person possesses the name Andrea

This girl Andrea is so amazing, she totally matches the definition of perfectness.

Perfectness by mrlucky February 18, 2013

perfectness 

The valley girl way of saying perfect.

Andrea has perfectness.
Chris is not perfectness.

perfectness by awesomenessandrea June 11, 2006

Perfectist 

Representing the best of something, the most perfect.

Example "Erin has the best booty, It is the perfectist!

Perfectist by Sn2323 August 23, 2016

Percentist 

Having a bias against someone because of the percentage (generally low) of a particular race they are.

Chris told me that I cannot use the dark brown thumbs up emoji because I am only 2% African, he's such a percentist.

Percentist by 2% in the right places November 30, 2018