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Mexicans who work for Pepsico. Most often they reside in Chapultepec & have a street address Avenida las Palmas 735.
Require the use of a translator and either call in from the factory, or from a pay phone. They are generally considered very nice.
When the Pepsican called with 2 minutes before lunch, Matt knew that he would stay hungry for a while longer.
pepsican by Themattnthehatt May 17, 2007
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pepsi can 

wow did u see yonathans pepsi can?! sheeeeeeiiiiit....
pepsi can by yushun August 4, 2011

Pepsi Can 

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long
Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can
Pepsi Can by LD100% February 17, 2010

Pepsiman 

A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.
Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry
Pepsiman: “Maybe”
Pepsiman by Aninimity January 26, 2020

Persican 

A person that's half Persian (Middle Eastern) and half American.
My daughter said she was Persian, but I'm American and her father is Persian. I corrected her and told her she's Persican.
Persican by Persican's mom March 18, 2014

Pepsiconian 

A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.
Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy