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The feminine version of jacking off
Gabriella was in her room jilling off.
by whatadickhead August 04, 2016

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1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.
1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!
by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

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The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.
Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!
by whatadickhead August 02, 2016

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A Canadian Let's Player. He is famous for his Let's Plays of The Binding of Isaac. He is also bald, leading people to call him an egg.
I was watching Northernlion play The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth last night. He had the D6 but didn't reroll the Butter Bean. He's such an egg.
by whatadickhead October 30, 2016

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A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.
Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?
by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

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The sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo. It was released on June 17, 2016, and is still in theaters.
I just saw Finding Dory last night. It was absolutely amazing!
by whatadickhead August 02, 2016

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A top ten list website where people either love everything or hate everything.
This stupid TheTopTens list says that Hayley Williams is one of the worst female singers!
This stupid TheTopTens list says that "Shape of You" is the best song of 2017! I hate it because it's new!
by whatadickhead August 01, 2017

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