Penicidal

A man that would crack literally anything that walks, no matter the looks

Caden: I’d crack that fat hoe with 30 stds
Willem: Yo wtf is wrong with you, you penicidal af dude

Penicidal by Nutbuster6969693 July 13, 2026

Jewish penicillin 

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.

Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".

Jewish penicillin by pentozali January 14, 2006

Penicillin 

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

Penicillin by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

penicillin money 

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.

Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.

penicillin money by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

Penical 

A mechanical pencil.

comes from a combination of the word "mechanical" and "pencil"

Josh: Who stole my penical?

Everyone else: Did you check your fucking backpack?

Penical by 1tch33 June 5, 2011

Jewish Penicillin 

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

Jewish Penicillin by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006