matza 

1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).

2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.

For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.

For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.

Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!

b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...

Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!

*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*

Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!

matza by Shlomo Scheckelgruber September 21, 2008

matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matza fever.

matza fever by thaHNIC February 23, 2009

Matza Curls

The slang term for curly or "Jewish" like sideburns. Can be used to describe a non-Jew as long as their hair or sideburns at least are curly.

"That kids sideburns are so curly, wait.. those are matza curls!!"

Matza Curls by Munich August 28, 2008

matza booty 

when a girls butt is as flat as mazta bread

yo homie that hoe gotz a matza booty

matza booty by Julien Lee March 20, 2008

Maizatul 

She is the someone that strongest enough to through her life.She is a determine women and never let anyone trying to get her down.Good luck in your future

"Hey,you,'re such amazing Maizatul."

Maizatul by miss anynomous December 27, 2017

Marzanne

Marzanne is the name of a girl who is amazing. A girl who would jump in front of a bullet to save a friend. Anyone who meets her would do the same because she is the essence of awesome. She can talk about herself because she is purely amazing. When a sound comes from her mouth, everyone wants to listen. Marzanne is the name of a girl who is fearless. She doesn't care what people think of her and she doesn't need their opinion to feel complete. Last of all Marzanne is the name of a girl who makes girls and in some cases guys envious.

<me>: Marzanne, will you marry me?

<guys>: yo dude....Marzanne is smoking.

Marzanne by yelloweyedcocker923 December 24, 2010

Ray Manzarek 

The organist, keyboardist, keyboard-bassist for the 1960's and 1970's LA rock band The Doors. Ray attended UCLA film school with Jim Morrison and they formed the band in 1966. When singer Morrison was too drunk to sing, Ray would take his place for him. Thats right; he played the organ, keyboard-bass, AND sang at the smae time!!
Ray's also pretty much the studliest person to ever wear Ray Bans, period.

T: "Ray Manzarek is the most intense guy in the world."
M: "He's gotta butt-chin and sum massive sideburns."
T: "Bet he's hung like a camel though!"

Ray Manzarek by the storm drains May 3, 2008