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Pencilling 

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
Pencilling by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020
Words you can keep

Penciling 

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.
Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.

Jewish penicillin 

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
Jewish penicillin by pentozali January 14, 2006

Penicillin 

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.
Did you now Canada invented penicillin
Penicillin by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018

Pencillious 

-Of or being of pencil like.

-Having the same physical properties as a pencil

-a drawing or writing impliment with the main drawing/writing element incased withinn a material ie, wood,plastic,plaster,metal / any material solid.

(Word created by Robert Cutting, October 2007.)
*A crayon is pencillious, a drawing/writing element incased withinn paper.

*A pen is pencillious, a drawing/writing impliment located withinn a plastic tube

*Graphite sticks are NOT pencillious if left bare, neither are the two main elements/materials when not combined.
Pencillious by Robert - Cutting February 13, 2008

Penciling 

Pointing your pencil at a girl during class to declare your love for her.

The tip of your pencil (the part you write with) should be pointed at the girl you have a crush on so she can know you like her without you getting too embarrassed to go up and talk to her.
James: Yo why are you penciling Hannah? Do you have a crush on her?
Derek: Man I thought you already knew.
Hannah: Derek you like me? Meet me after school.
Penciling by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

penicillin money 

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.
Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.
penicillin money by gnostic1 August 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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