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video pacification 

The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.
We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.
video pacification by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008

pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.
The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.
Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010

pwnification 

A verb describing what a future battle will be like.
I just know that an pwnification is about to begin.
pwnification by slama' man sam February 18, 2007

Roflolageness of the Pwnification 

A really long word that a friend of mine made up, it means to laugh at the total beating of someone.
Also known as ROTP
Ali: omfg did u see that guy, he ttly pwnd that n00b
Bill: Roflolageness of the Pwnification!

Ponzification 

Diversifying your ponzi investments to try spread your risk across more projects before they collapse
Micheal's worried his current ponzi scheme is collapsing imminently due to payment issues,so he's applying ponzification to split his risk to other scams
Ponzification by ScrewPonzis February 3, 2021
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square grouper

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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