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ponzification 

The process by which all the wealth of the United States is funneled into the hands of a few corporate overlords and democracy is extinguished.
The end result of the ponzification of America, will be that we live in crumbling cities of rubble, drinking lead tainted water and calling the CEO of Exxon "my lord".
ponzification by Ponzi January 28, 2018

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth
Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Pencification 

A political undercurrent, spreading like a contagion, of pseudo-Christian thought used to thinly disguise the white supremacy it really is.
The racial divide has steadily widened as the seemingly harmless Pencification of our country’s fragile condition becomes clear!
Pencification by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

Pokification 

The act of poking.
Pokification of pokicial proportions.
Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.
The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.
Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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