pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

Pontification 

The act of shredding down the Ponti Ridge Trail in Novato, California.

Pontification on a Tuesday afternoon sounds wonderful.

Pontification by Daquen Martin August 28, 2025

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Nontification 

1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.

2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.

Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.

Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!

Nontification by Founder's Dining Whore September 9, 2018

Pencification 

A political undercurrent, spreading like a contagion, of pseudo-Christian thought used to thinly disguise the white supremacy it really is.

The racial divide has steadily widened as the seemingly harmless Pencification of our country’s fragile condition becomes clear!

Pencification by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Puntificating 

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

Puntificating by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

Pokification 

The act of poking.

Pokification of pokicial proportions.

Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008