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ponzification 

The process by which all the wealth of the United States is funneled into the hands of a few corporate overlords and democracy is extinguished.
The end result of the ponzification of America, will be that we live in crumbling cities of rubble, drinking lead tainted water and calling the CEO of Exxon "my lord".
ponzification by Ponzi January 28, 2018

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth
Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Pencification 

A political undercurrent, spreading like a contagion, of pseudo-Christian thought used to thinly disguise the white supremacy it really is.
The racial divide has steadily widened as the seemingly harmless Pencification of our country’s fragile condition becomes clear!
Pencification by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

Pokification 

The act of poking.
Pokification of pokicial proportions.
Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.
The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.
Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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