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Penazzle 

When a men bedazzles his man region using any sparkly/bejeweled variety of body art.
Lady: "Wow! What an amazingly shiny penis!"
Man: "Nice sparkle nuts, broseph!"
Penazzled Man: "Thanks, I went with a penazzle tonight."
Penazzle by crazyscratchnsniffeyes October 22, 2011
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Penazzler 

To decorate one's penis with jewels, as in bedazzling your penis.
My girlfriend wanted me to bedazzle my cock so she bought me a Penazzler.
Penazzler by Lendog3 March 27, 2010

Pejazzle 

Decorating your penis with swaroski crystals so as to give it a bejeweled look.
He decided to pejazzle his family jewels to enhance her pleasure.
Pejazzle by Big Mike 721 April 18, 2010
Suck my penizzle biotch!
Penizzle by blank February 21, 2004
when u were born and someone dropped u on ur penis...it makes it retarded and have many spsams
uzi's penis is a penizzle
penizzle by kyle April 22, 2004
The effect of adding fake jewels to the male pubic and genital region.
My wife got vagazzled yesterday, so I got myself penazzled to match.
penazzled by chef goombi April 12, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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