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bejeweled 

MSN zone game where you arrange jewels around so that you get an arrayment of three or more to get rid of them. addicting as hell.
i'll kick your ass in bejeweled.
bejeweled by duhbbz. June 18, 2004

bejeweled 

A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.
Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!
bejeweled by Jeezus Chryst October 28, 2009

bejeweled boner 

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejeweled Blitz 

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
Bejeweled Blitz by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Bejeweled Slime 

when a person is so much of a slut/whore they deserve an award and are looked upon as a celebrate of being the biggest whore.

Is also a game that is played by people world- wide where catching the bejeweled slime gives you 100 points.
OMG Becky... Look At That Bejeweled Slime... She Is The Biggest Slime I Have Ever Seen
Bejeweled Slime by No Buddy September 7, 2011

bejeweled blindness 

when you play bejeweled to the point where you can't see obvious moves anymore.
person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"

person b: "where?"

person a: "right in front of you!"

person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"
bejeweled blindness by izmthrower September 19, 2009