kyle's definitions

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 13, 2004

baggadoosh

Like douchebag only cooler.

You know that Boris fag? He's a real baggadoosh

by Kyle October 6, 2004

SwarthyForeskin

One crazy motherfucker from Beyondunreal.com

by Kyle September 10, 2003

Nite

A black person who acts white.

hey, look at that guy he's a nite.

by Kyle May 14, 2004

Portland

One of the most boring cities. Lousy weather, no sports (except for an NBA team), no amusement parks, no nothing. It's hick.

Born and raised in Portland. I'm moving to Los Angeles

by Kyle January 28, 2005

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003