kyle's definitions

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

Joga Bonita

Play Beautiful

as popularized by nike's soccer commercials

Joga Bonita! Play Beautiful!

by Kyle May 30, 2006

speak n' spell

A little red box that is supposed to teach kids how to read. Really it is a toy made by satan that sounds like a demon. Dane Cook makes fun of the speak n' spell in his cd Harmful If Swallowed

AEIOU

OMG the Speak N' Spell is going to kill me

by Kyle June 19, 2006

Butterbody

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.

Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.

by Kyle July 13, 2005

Mando

when a guy rubs his dick all over a girls six pack

Joe gently rubbed his dick on mandis rock hard abs.

by Kyle April 9, 2005

drunken special

A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells

Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.

by Kyle April 10, 2005

colt

girl i knew last summer. she was hotttt.

colt would only hook up with me when she was drunk.

by kyle April 14, 2005