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penizzle
When you have a retarded penis. When youre actually retarded enough to have a penis with a brain of its own. Wtf? If you have a penizzle then Steven Nipper will come slap it so watch out. Penizzles are usually shaped like a pretzel, therefor making it "interesting" to give head to.
Joe lookoed down one day only to notice that he had a penizzle. What a fuckin niglet. Therefor steven went and slapped it.
penizzle by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003
Penizzle
Penizzle by Jizzle McGizzle January 24, 2007
Penazzler
Penazzle
Penazzle by digitelman January 20, 2010
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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