by blank October 20, 2004
An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.
Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
by Blank September 28, 2005
"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."
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