Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

by wow.platy July 27, 2018