Peaster 

the celebration of Passover and Easter in a mixed Christian & Jewish family.

similar to "Festivus" from Seinfeld

Friend 1: You're doing the egg thing? I thought you were Jewish.
Friend 2: Yeah, my mom's Christian, but my dad's Jewish.
Friend 1: Oh, well, Happy Peaster!

Peaster by Aquaman123456 April 12, 2009

paster 

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh

Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1

paster by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

pfaster 

1. v. to evaluate someone's body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their bodies 2. n. a beauty-obsessed necrophile

"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my neighbor is a total pfaster"

pfaster by JDPS January 19, 2009

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Plaster Cast 

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.

Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.

Plaster Cast by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Plasterer's radio 

A person's face when freshly spunked on

"I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio"

Plasterer's radio by will_scarlet September 16, 2003