1. v. to evaluate someone's
body type, hair type, or scentual preferences for the explicit purpose of getting aroused and killing them to have sex with their
bodies 2. n. a beauty-
obsessed necrophile
"I'm not pfastering you; I'm just asking what shower gel you use"
"
Don't pfaster me, you freak"
"Yeah, Saturday night I was out at the
club and totally got pfastered"
"Jesus Christ, quit being such a pfaster"
"I'm fairly convinced my
neighbor is a total pfaster"