Peasexual

A person who is attracted to peas.

Shelby is such a peasexual. They're so attracted to peas that they sleep with a bunch of plush Om Noms.

by The_real_Sid April 27, 2023

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

pacsexual

A die hard Tupac fan and worshipper. A would be groupie (mostly males) if the rapper was still around. Someone (typically very emotional) who view Tupac as a godlike idol that no one should ever talk bad about. Typical pacsexuals get really offended if you say something bad about him and they usually defend Tupac's past actions no matter what.

John: if pac was alive no other rapper could not touch the surface of his greatness.
Rob: there's a lot of great rappers that never got their chance to shine, 2pac gets too much credit.
John: yo shut the fuck up!!! 2pac is the greatest how dare you try to discredit this legend!!! He's the black Jesus of rap!!!!
Rob: you're such a pacsexual calm down!

by Infamous Anonymous December 14, 2018

Pedosexual

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedosexual

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Pedosexual

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.

"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"

by wow.platy July 27, 2018