plasexual 

someone who is attracted sexually to plastic objects, and shares a special intimacy with particular plastic objects.
(kylie jenner is acceptable)

nasha: guys i might be plasexual

afif: wait whats that?
risyht: its him finding plastic objects hot or sum

asaj: ohh. congrats on coming out
helas: yea dude we’re proud of you

nasha: thanks guys, means alot.
afif: so wait can u have a relationship w them?
risyht: he can

asaj: but you dont?
helsah: yeah he’s just attracted to the at the moment.
afif: that’s pretty dope wtf. again, congrats.

plasexual by silvasoundslikesaliva October 20, 2021

pacsexual

A die hard Tupac fan and worshipper. A would be groupie (mostly males) if the rapper was still around. Someone (typically very emotional) who view Tupac as a godlike idol that no one should ever talk bad about. Typical pacsexuals get really offended if you say something bad about him and they usually defend Tupac's past actions no matter what.

John: if pac was alive no other rapper could not touch the surface of his greatness.
Rob: there's a lot of great rappers that never got their chance to shine, 2pac gets too much credit.
John: yo shut the fuck up!!! 2pac is the greatest how dare you try to discredit this legend!!! He's the black Jesus of rap!!!!
Rob: you're such a pacsexual calm down!

pacsexual by Infamous Anonymous December 14, 2018

plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Phansexual 

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously

Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

Phansexual by Naadfghjklpouyagkdichcjk April 15, 2015

pansexual 

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

pansexual by Wet man December 26, 2019

Pansexual Day 

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!

Pansexual Day by Isamu Kaito November 5, 2019