Peakness

A state of being.

Reaching the ultimate 'peak' (highest point) in something.

"They have overcome the obstacles thrown at them in life, and through His power and grace, have reached ultimate peakness for His Kingdom."

by onlybygraceee June 16, 2018

peaness

how peay {as in the vegetable} something is

this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it

by Anything!! March 30, 2007

Preakness

A Baltimore tradition known for legal public drunkeness. It doesn't matter if you're 12 or 52 - you will be drunk. You will probably ride a school bus to Pimlico, where you will ingest more beers than you ever have before at 8 am. You will continue drinking in line, so that by the time you enter the field, you already have the drunk munchies. You may not actually see a horse all day, yet this IS indeed a horse race. And yet, many have been known to spend money betting on Smarty Jones just to get a lousy $2 pay out. You will come clean and leave covered in either beer, urine, mud, puke, or a fabulous combination of the group. You will probably use a port-a-potty more in this one day than all other days of your life combined. You will challenge people at bonging beers, and invent new drinking games that will be forgotten the next day. You will make grand plans to go out that night and continue drinking, but will pass out anywhere between 3 and 7 pm until noon the next day. You will spend $40 to spend a day in the dirt, and know it's a bargain. If you've gone once, you will return every year thereafter, and love that you live in the fabulous city of Baltimore.

I can't really remember Preakness, but it flippin' ROCKED!

by towson tiger January 24, 2006

Preakness

Highly attractive in regard to a circumstance; very cool.

or

Used to describe a situation in which extreme fortune has occurred.

Person 1: Hey, I signed us up for a free boat cruise.
Person 2: Preakness. We can sing "I'm on a boat".
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Person 1: Turns out she isn't pregnant, AND I got a raise.
Person 2: Preakness.

by Cam "yo dog" S April 4, 2010

club preakness

The Nickname for Preakness Shopping Center in Wayne, NJ - generally populated by kids not old enough to drive. Club Preakness includes such features as Prekaness Cinema, CyberConxion, Prekaness Deli and Stop & Shop.

"For an 8th grader, Club Preakness is the place to be."

by Laura December 30, 2004

peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

Peayness

Having pride for Austin Peay State University.

I'm an alumnus of Austin Peay. Look at my Peayness!

by Themeach80 April 20, 2019