Peayness 

Having pride for Austin Peay State University.

I'm an alumnus of Austin Peay. Look at my Peayness!

Peayness by Themeach80 April 20, 2019

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

peaness 

how peay {as in the vegetable} something is

this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it

peaness by Anything!! March 30, 2007

payness

Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.

My PAYNESS is bigga then youz.
Dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo'.

payness by Michael waddell January 1, 2006

peaness 

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

peaness by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

Peakness 

A state of being.

Reaching the ultimate 'peak' (highest point) in something.

"They have overcome the obstacles thrown at them in life, and through His power and grace, have reached ultimate peakness for His Kingdom."

Peakness by onlybygraceee June 16, 2018