Pasty Puff 

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

Pasty Puff by kfc4life November 5, 2023

Panty Puff 

When a woman's pubic hair causes her panties to bulge or puff out often with the visible texture of pubic hair showing through the panties. Should not be confused with FUPA, Panty Puff is caused by pubic hair alone, and generally a desirable sight. Panty Puff is sadly, a rare thing in modern times of waxing and laser hair removal, but thankfully, there are millions of real men who enjoy adult women left, and they still love the Panty Puff!

My girlfriend had some thin panties on the other day and her panty puff was huge!
Did you see the panty puff in that American Apperal Add?

Panty Puff by Freightrain47 May 14, 2017

Pastry puff 

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy

Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?

Pastry puff by Cancer99 January 8, 2017

Alabama Puff Pastry 

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

Alabama Puff Pastry by BumScout November 3, 2013

Puff Pastry 

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

Puff Pastry by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Puff Pastry 

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops

Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.

Puff Pastry by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

Horny pastry puffer 

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

Horny pastry puffer by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021