kfc4life's definitions

Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

Skidoo

Middle aged white male homosexual sugar daddy or pimp

"How'd you get that new Apple Watch? Their so expensive?"
"My Skidoo gave me one for having sex with his friends"

by kfc4life August 21, 2018