Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Mom's Friend's Son -- The son of your mom's friend that your mom constantly compares you to, because he is always superior to you in virtually everything. With an expression of disappointment, your mom always asks you why you can't be like him.
Me: I'll clean my room later. Let me finish watching the basketball game.
Mom: name of MFS's mom told me that his room is always clean. Why can't you be like him, huh? Why??

MFS: I just got my exam back today.
Me: What did you get.
MFS: Ehh, not as well as I wanted to do.
Me: So what was your score??
MFS: .. 91.
Me: Dang! What an MFS!
by G.dub November 10, 2009
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Also know as Man Face Syndrome. There is a point time when calling a girl a 0 just isn't good enough, Sometime you need below 0.

So we invented MFS, for those ugly ass mofo bitches
There are certain stages of mfs
Mfs1 is the equivalent of some man features.
Mfs5Is the equivalent of having a vagina and looking like a man.
Kris: Dude Mfs5 at 12 0' clock
Steve: WTF looks like my dad!
by KrisTapHerAvAcAdO December 13, 2010
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guy 1- That girl has a bangin body

guy 2- yea but shes got MFS

guy 1- yea, she kinda looks like my uncle
by screaminluke October 01, 2011
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