Freightrain47's definitions

Hella

Possibly the dumbest adjective that the world of slang has ever known. Its been proven that it sounds stupid with every word in the english language. 96% of people that use the word are proven to be total losers. A person that uses this word as a serious adjective immediately becomes unattractive to the opposite sex, exept if used in front of "copter pilot"

That guy just got hella air off that jump bro!
Whoa, brody, check out that hella rad Jeep dude!
If you see Brody, Quinn, Tristan, Hayden, Elijah, Fallon, Luca, Ryder, Atticus or Ella, tell them that they have hella stupid names!

by Freightrain47 July 20, 2016

Cauxhawk

A form of combover in which hair from both sides of a balding person's head are grown long enough to meet at the barren apex of the head cleverly disguising male pattern baldness with what is meant to appear as a Brohawk or even Mohawk depending on the ambition and or depth of insecurity within the wearer. This differs from the Combover which traditionally relies on the hair from one side of the head to pull off the ruse. Also not to be confused with the Partover, which is deception using an elaborate combination of the two of these styles made popular by Former President Trump's sly and cunning employment of the style. Also having been effectively put to use by a couple notable Country Music stars from the 1960's

Nobody will ever be able to tell I'm bald with this brilliant Cauxhawk!

by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023

Grey Web

The shady part of the internet. Not full on dark web but certainly questionable. The Grey Web is where you can find things like illegally powerful laser pointers that are mislabeled to appear safe, You can find nearly complete silencers for your gun that are labeled as "solvent traps", things like cell phone and WiFi jammers, and even erectile disfunction medications without a prescription. The Grey Web is where you get the types of things or information that is not illegal to possess necessarily but illegal to use, combine, or assemble.

"Where the hell did you get a universal key for a bulldozer dude?" I Found it on the Grey Web!

by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021

Cannonball

A Cannonball is the act of indulging in one drug or alcohol then taking more right on top of that. It is not nearly as specific as most definers make it seem. Any time you use a drug or alcohol in rapid succession or simultaneously it can be considered a Cannonball. Even food can be cannonballed when you are eating your desert and scoop up some of your neighbors desert for a CANNONBALL!

Oh shit, Emily just cannonballed a Xanax bar on top of that suboxone!
Hey Mikey, cannonball that Patron' shot on top of that bowl you're smoking!

by Freightrain47 June 7, 2018

Bae

This is what embarrassing losers call their significant other for some stupid ass reason. What it really does is make you sound like a brain dead retarded 10 year old that is trying to be cool.

Don't ever use the term Bae because it's not a word and it makes you seem like you are an idiot punk who just makes up stupid ass words.

by Freightrain47 June 7, 2018

Panty Puff

When a woman's pubic hair causes her panties to bulge or puff out often with the visible texture of pubic hair showing through the panties. Should not be confused with FUPA, Panty Puff is caused by pubic hair alone, and generally a desirable sight. Panty Puff is sadly, a rare thing in modern times of waxing and laser hair removal, but thankfully, there are millions of real men who enjoy adult women left, and they still love the Panty Puff!

My girlfriend had some thin panties on the other day and her panty puff was huge!
Did you see the panty puff in that American Apperal Add?

by Freightrain47 May 14, 2017

Keep To The Code

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.

We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.

by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017