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Located in Allentown, Pa. Is one of the oldest and well known gymnastics training centers in the country. Named after Mr. Park, who donated money to build a real gym. Co-owned by Bill and Donna Strauss. Know for its incredibly rigorous training and expense, that often burns out many of the high level gymnasts before getting to the Olympics. Past olympians include: Kristen Malloney, '00, and Kim Kelly, '92.

To be a Parkette, is to be a gymnast at Parkettes
Kristen Malloney would have done better at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, if she would not have been injured due to being overworked at Parkettes
Parkettes by handspringgirl97 January 13, 2011
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packeties 

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag
"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!
packeties by niggi May 18, 2006
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The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.
When Sally spoke parentese to her baby, she sounded like this, “Whoose a prettyy baybeee?”
parentese by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007
A small piece of unused land that has been ignored, overlooked, abandoned or is othewise unsaleable that has been converted into a green space, recreational area or playground. Usually found in an urban setting and frequently near busy roads. Prevelant in cities eager to appear to be providing green space when they actually have lack of real parks.
Let's take the kids over the parkette to play and hope they don't run over by the speeding traffic.
parkette by Andrew Kowalchuk June 15, 2005

parkenese 

A language spoken by only the very drunk, and undecipherable except by another drunk.
Mark was so drunk he was speaking "Parkenese"
parkenese by galen bennett January 30, 2008

parkertastic

The state of being exceedingly effeminate and flamboyant with a homosexual connotation.
Mike: I've never seen a man talk so much with his hands.
Pat: Oh, Ryan? Yeah, life's parkertastic for him!
parkertastic by i done know December 30, 2007

pargetter 

Means you are fucking sexy all over and good in the bed room
you are pargetter
pargetter by johnny6585 November 2, 2020