parkenese 

A language spoken by only the very drunk, and undecipherable except by another drunk.

Mark was so drunk he was speaking "Parkenese"

parkenese by galen bennett January 30, 2008

pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.

"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

pakinese by The Vanilla from Manilla October 5, 2007

parentese

The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.

When Sally spoke parentese to her baby, she sounded like this, “Whoose a prettyy baybeee?”

parentese by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007

Parzanese 

A dumb lying slut. Guaranteed she got promoted by sucking dick. Most likely to fuck up your day and then fuck (sleep with) everyone you work with. Do not put in a supervisor position.

That's the 15th boy she's had in her room this week. What a parzanese!

Parzanese by Jmoney2432 February 14, 2018

sparkenese 

go get the gas and fill it up with car

SparkeneseAWESOME-SAUCETISH

sparkenese by Lateshiaismetonite September 3, 2010

parmanese 

saying jibberish that no one can understand. can be considered language of the gods

ur speaking parmanese

parmanese by usuash March 6, 2021

Pareeseh 

Pareeseh is usually the smartest in your friend group but will hide her knowledge by acting introverted and shy. Don't be fooled by her shyness. Her photography hobby is only a facade to hide her secret informer activities. The same goes to skydiving, she is only preparing for her future top secret missions.

While on a secret mission in Canada, I did a pareeseh to learn the country secret recipe for poutine.

Pareeseh by LiveLaughEat November 22, 2021