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pasketti 

n: the word for spagetti untill one reaches the age of 4 (hopefully).
Mother-"We're having spagetti tonight, dear."

Child-"What the F**k is spagetti?! I asked for pasketti, B***c!!"
pasketti by Wolonsita January 10, 2007
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A small piece of unused land that has been ignored, overlooked, abandoned or is othewise unsaleable that has been converted into a green space, recreational area or playground. Usually found in an urban setting and frequently near busy roads. Prevelant in cities eager to appear to be providing green space when they actually have lack of real parks.
Let's take the kids over the parkette to play and hope they don't run over by the speeding traffic.
parkette by Andrew Kowalchuk June 15, 2005

pasketty 

what you used to say when you wanted spaghetti until you were like four
timmy: "mom can we have pasketty tonight"
mom: "timmy you dumbfuck it's spaghetti
pasketty by kopeechiboomer October 10, 2019

pasketti 

Pasketti is the word children use for spaghetti up until the age of 4. Some adults will also use this word as they are assholes..
Adult 1: We're having pasketti tonight..
Adult 2: It's called spaghetti you useless human being..!
pasketti by Spaghettiwarrior January 11, 2017

on topa pasketti 

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!
Located in Allentown, Pa. Is one of the oldest and well known gymnastics training centers in the country. Named after Mr. Park, who donated money to build a real gym. Co-owned by Bill and Donna Strauss. Know for its incredibly rigorous training and expense, that often burns out many of the high level gymnasts before getting to the Olympics. Past olympians include: Kristen Malloney, '00, and Kim Kelly, '92.

To be a Parkette, is to be a gymnast at Parkettes
Kristen Malloney would have done better at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, if she would not have been injured due to being overworked at Parkettes
Parkettes by handspringgirl97 January 13, 2011
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