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Parentoia
a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.
Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!
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parentproof
Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents
Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .
"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
parentproof by serrastl October 14, 2009
Parentnoid
"My mom is so depressingly parentnoid; she won't let me walk more than a block after it starts to get somewhat dark."
Parentnoid by TheChosenOne613 December 31, 2006
parentnoia
Parentnoia is the irrational fear parents have that their children are doing something wrong, or being hurt in some way.
Any time Jenny when on a date her father was filled with parentnoia.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
parentnoia by Ian Reynolds June 16, 2005
parentnoid
Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.
You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
parentnoid by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Parentoid
Parentoid by One Man Two Minds December 11, 2009