parentproof

Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents

Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view

My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .

"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."

by serrastl October 14, 2009

parent-proof

v. To hide any objects that you don't want your parents to see. Common objects to be hidden are drugs, porn, and condoms. You can parent-proof just about anything that your parents might see. Similar to girlfriend-proof.

I had to parent-proof my room after I bought the Playboy magazines.

by DaylightWaster May 9, 2010

Parent-proof

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.

I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.

by thenewregime August 6, 2010

Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.

“My man is parent proof.”

by nicegrass January 28, 2025