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paintballa 

A person who plays paintball. Not the poser who says he does, but a true paintball god.
That guy rocked us all. He is a true paintballa.
paintballa by antman123 July 29, 2006

Paintball Girl 

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
Paintball Girl by Meabbhos August 21, 2011

Paintball 

It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event. Or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend, or running through the sidewalks of LAX, trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life... the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent. And the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people, At tournaments it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, it's worth all the bullshit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player. And this moment right here, is my life.
-Matty Marshall
Paintball is a way of life.
Paintball by Larry Chan June 13, 2005

Panty Ball 

A game played by hippies, drunk people or a combination of the two, Dave Matthews fans.

Required Items: Folding chair, plastic cups, beer, 5-10 coins, panties (clean or dirty)

Numerous drunks stand in a line and signal the "pantyballer" by screaming "PANTY BALL!!!!" in unison. Following the signal, the pantyballer throws their rubber ball at a folding chair lined with panties found strewn about an outdoor setting. Pennies are then launched in the air from the force of the rubber ball and players try to catch a coin in their respective cups filled with 1/3 of a beer. Whoever catches the coin or the most coins becomes the pantyballer.
"Hey i found these dirty panties, lets play some panty ball"

"That game of panty ball got me fucked up yesterday"

"It's hot, let's play some panty ball."

"Panty Ball!!!!!!"
Panty Ball by Gorge Goer September 14, 2011

Pantsmallow 

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.
"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"
Pantsmallow by CHD May 15, 2007

Paintball 

Paintball rules all .
Paintball by peter.pan. June 16, 2003