paintballing
mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"
you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."
you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."
paintballing by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007
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paintballing by PC y E August 5, 2008
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paintballing
The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.
Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.
My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.
My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.
paintballing by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011
Paintballing
The sport of "rocking" other people by shooting them with a paintball gun formaly known as the "marker" followed by severe humiliation and ridicule.
damn i smoked jimmies ass when we went paintballing last week. Then i emasculated him by stealing his girlfriend!
Paintballing by Fever for the Flava April 22, 2006
Paintballing
Doug went paintballing to get in cappy's pants
dougy "Hey cappy, am gonna stick up for you and nail macpringled"
Cappy: "yeah, i must not have any other friends if i'm taking her"
dougy "Hey cappy, am gonna stick up for you and nail macpringled"
Cappy: "yeah, i must not have any other friends if i'm taking her"
Paintballing by allymacthesac October 31, 2005
pinballing
The act of bumping into walls en route to your destination like a game of pinball. Usually induced by massive quantities of alcohol and often precedes the act of calling dinosaurs.
pinballing by fatlipper February 6, 2010
Pinballing
A common occurrence frequently seen at social gatherings. When you are intoxicated to the point where you are still able to stand but when attempting to ambulate you ricochet off one item and are redirected toward another. This pattern typically continues till you are no longer upright or you have ricochet into an object that has provided support ie: chair, friend, pole etc.
I was so lit, all I remember was pinballing through the crowd while everyone was watching the band.
Four or five shots of this and you’ll be pinballing your way to the bathroom.
Check out that girl, she’s freakin pinballing off of everyone on the dance floor.
Dude, you don’t want to be the guy in the video who pinballed right into the pool... have some coffee.
Four or five shots of this and you’ll be pinballing your way to the bathroom.
Check out that girl, she’s freakin pinballing off of everyone on the dance floor.
Dude, you don’t want to be the guy in the video who pinballed right into the pool... have some coffee.
Pinballing by TwoTzus July 14, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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