paintballer

Someone who plays paintball.

Don't get into a gunfight with an experienced paintballer, he'll KILL you!

by John Wayne Newton January 13, 2007

Paintballer

A male that is really good at using their fingers for pleasure from experience of pulling the trigger on their paintball gun

I wish their were more paintballers at this party.

Every girl loves a good paintballer!

by TheHossMan April 20, 2010

Paintballer

A Massive Wanker who does not understand basic tactical ideoligies, and uses his C02 Powered tube like its a flamethrower.

Daedalus: Hey look, that guys shit at airsoft!

Jai: No he's just a paintballer

by Udderberry1 April 7, 2012

Paintballer

Someone that plays paintball frequently that is pretty awesome. Usually the cool kids at school buuuut they always act gangster which gets annoying as fuck but theyre still coo'.

god he fuckin OWND my ass in the pits
yeah. hes a gangster ass mo'fucka. he told u hed pop a cap in ur ass.
yeah he did.
and he followed thru on that threat 2. he is a gangsta mofuckin paintballer

by Chace123 December 17, 2008

paintballa

A person who plays paintball. Not the poser who says he does, but a true paintball god.

That guy rocked us all. He is a true paintballa.

by antman123 July 29, 2006

Paintball Girl

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)

Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!

by Meabbhos August 21, 2011

Paintball

It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event. Or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend, or running through the sidewalks of LAX, trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life... the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent. And the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people, At tournaments it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, it's worth all the bullshit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player. And this moment right here, is my life.
-Matty Marshall

Paintball is a way of life.

by Larry Chan June 13, 2005